-Patches and Apparel-
READ FIRST: HOW TO ORDER
1) Send an e-mail to cheezburgerop "at" gmail.com with the subject line, "Buy: (Name of Patch)" (without quotations).
2) In the e-mail, specify how many patches you would like to purchase, and your country (if outside the United States) or if located inside the United States, your zipcode.
3) After receiving your e-mail, I will send you an invoice you can pay via PayPal. PayPal is the only form of payment we accept at this time.
4) Once your payment has been received through PayPal, the patch(es) will be shipped to you. Shipping and handling will be carried out by the United States Postal Service. For any orders, if you would like insurance on the parcel, please let me know in first e-mail you send us. Please note that all patches are sold as is (no refunds), and we will not be held responsible for lost or damaged parcels. So far, there have not been any lost or damaged parcels having used USPS before for our first generation of patches.
No Cheezburgers for Hajji Patch
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Quantity: SOLD OUT!
Description:
We are pleased to bring you our latest 2nd Generation patch design, "No Cheezburgers for Hajji." This is a departure from our previous design, as we outfitted Happy Cat with current U.S. Army gear including an ACH, NVG mount, ACU uniform, plate carrier vest, and M4A1 rifle with ACOG scope. The slogan, "No Cheezburgers for Hajji," is a bit of a modern spin on the Apocalypse Now phrase, "Charlie Don't Surf" and adjusted for the Iraq/Afghanistan environment.
The patch is made of high quality embroidery with velcro backing and is intended to be worn on any uniform that accepts velcro patches. Patch size is: width: 3 1/2 inches, height: 2 3/4 inches.
Cheezburger Operator 2 Patches
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Quantity: SOLD OUT!
Description:
After releasing the "No Cheezburgers for Hajji" patches, I received many e-mails asking for the original patch design. After all this time, I'm very pleased to bring you: Cheezburger Operator 2. This patch features a newly redesigned happy cat (now with 2x more happy) and edited text to indicate the new edition of this patch. The patch is embroidered 3" x 3", and just a little smaller than the original design, mainly because of the thinner border.
For the colors they are a bit different from the ACU grey type of the original design, as the new patch has a sort of metallic platinum hue. The result is that while it's not strictly neutral colored gray, it works well with other uniforms aside from the ACUPAT (Army Combat Uniform Pattern) and has a more earthly appearance. The backing is still velcro and is designed to work with uniforms that accept velcro patches.
Cheezburger Operator 2010 Mini Patches
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Price: $8.50 USD + Shipping Based on Location
Quantity: 48 as of July 20, 2010
Description:
For some time, I was interested in creating a themed Cheezburger Operator patch that revolved around a holiday or important day. After some deliberation, I came up with the Russian themed mini patches for two reasons: Happy Cat was originally a Russian cat, and around the time I was creating this design, it coincided with the Victory Day celebrations. Although we are a bit late releasing this patch, it's better late than never!
With this particular design, we made the following adjustments: we added a Russian flag background and Soviet style ushanka to Happy Cat in addition to several new colors. We also altered the text to read, in Cyrillic, "Cheezburger Operator 2010." Finally, this patch design has been reduced in size to 2.5" as opposed to 3" to better fit smaller apparel such as ball caps while still looking great on uniforms. These patches still feature a velcro backside to work with uniforms and other items that accomodate velcro patches.